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alphaidiot: joshhunkerson: Josh Peck does it again - Fuck...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:38:44 -0400

alphaidiot:

joshhunkerson:

Josh Peck does it again

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Fuck sake Josh

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Wed, 22 May 2013 10:37:29 -0400

scienceheroextraordinaire: 0ver-doze: lamp guaranteed to make...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:24:26 -0400

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

mccoymedical: starfleetgrad: aileine: I couldn’t help...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:34:04 -0400

mccoymedical:

starfleetgrad:

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

hey look it got even BETTER

I CAN’T BREATHE SEND HELP

bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:53:40 -0400

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I love my friends and my band mates, but I miss some attention of the opposite sex. Lol Or just...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:52:24 -0400

I love my friends and my band mates, but I miss some attention of the opposite sex. Lol
Or just sex. Who knows.

In honor of masturbation month....

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:44:04 -0400

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
11: Top or bottom?
12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?
14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
24: One sexual thing you would never do:
25: Biggest turn on:
26: Three spots that drive you insane:
27: Worst possible time to get horny:
28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
35: What your favorite part of your body:
36: Favorite foreplay activities:
37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
38: What do you wear to bed?
39: When was the first time you masturbated:
40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
49: Most attractive celebrity?
50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
66: Do you watch porn?
68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
74: Booty or Boobs?
76: Have you ever been on an official date?
77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina

porcelain-daisies:

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:09:26 -0400

porcelain-daisies:

everything-fuckable: I wish I could be there to push her into...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:39:20 -0400

everything-fuckable:

I wish I could be there to push her into the other room, saying ‘you look like a hot bitch, now get in there!’

I love this!

dollley:

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:38:28 -0400

dollley:

cadaverousgallant: pacolind: I was playing Minecraft,...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:34:58 -0400

cadaverousgallant:

pacolind:

I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.

that was the most inspiring thing i’ve ever read

hooker-bot: To late. I already am.

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:32:39 -0400

hooker-bot:

To late. I already am.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 11:32:32 -0400

Why is it that everything is going great but the thought of you still bothers me? I hate you.

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:03:27 -0400

Why is it that everything is going great but the thought of you still bothers me? I hate you.

motherearthsistermoon: t-ranquilize: sunset-surfer: hxudini: ...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:40:25 -0400

motherearthsistermoon:

t-ranquilize:

sunset-surfer:

hxudini:

crystal-surf:

standby5h:

If you don’t want this beautiful picture of Steve Irwin holding a baby platypus on your blog then I’m sorry but I don’t know what you’re doing with your life.

i actually remember when i got told about his passing. i was walking outside my primary school gates and a friend told me. i though they were lying so i didn’t believe them. I didn’t choose to believe it until i heard about it from my parents and on the news. When it was confirmed i remember crying into my mum’s arms i would have been 7-11 years of age at the time. I love Steve Irwin he is a true Australian Hero and cannot be replaced ever.

good old steve

omg all aussie’s must reblog, this legend will never die in our hearts.

i was at my primary school too! and a friend told me, and i thought it was a joke. i was about 10, and steve irwin was the only person whom i thought was secretly immortal.

thescienceofjohnlock: dream7790: andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeel...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:31:56 -0400

thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????

myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:

IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS

This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

reigninbuds: niggas

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:28:40 -0400

reigninbuds:

niggas

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Fri, 17 May 2013 12:26:59 -0400

wotcher-doctor: alwaysvotesaxon: squeetown: Jason Isaacs: I...

Wed, 15 May 2013 14:35:33 -0400

wotcher-doctor:

alwaysvotesaxon:

squeetown:

Jason Isaacs: I remember my very first day, I improvised a line. I had my first day, probably my first shot, I had to kind of flounce out of a room when Dumbledore, played by the late, great Richard Harris, put me in my place, and there was no line written, no exit line. And I’d been humiliated, and my plan had come to nothing. And I said to Chris Columbus, “Don’t you think there should be a line?” And he said, “Well, say something. Say whatever you like.” So we did another take, and I hadn’t told anyone what I was going to do. And as I turned to leave, I looked at Daniel, and I said, “Let us hope Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.” And then Daniel, who was all of 12, stepped right up to me, looked me right in the eye, and said “Don’t worry. I will be.” A chill went down my spine. And as he did it, I thought, “Christ, this kid is good.”

This is the part in the Harry Potter issue of Entertainment Weekly, when Jason tells this story, that I started to cry.

One of the most iconic lines in the whole of the series was improvised. By a 12-year-old boy.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 05:45:29 -0400